Today as I was talking on the phone, eating yogurt, and driving with my knee on a slick interstate going 70mph while rain came down and two 18-wheelers pulled up next to me with tons of logs, several things occurred to me:
a. I am the stupidest woman on the face of the planet.
b. I should stop being the stupidest woman on the face of the planet immediately.
c. Thankfully, the one who created me knows that I'm this way and so He's made provisions...i.e. the Super-Duper Protection Plan with low premiums and high benefits! :)
I feel as if I've suddenly had an awakening (literature poeple understand) and now I'm wondering at what point along the way did I lose all my common sense?
So, praise God for His protection, and also for His ability to zap my consciousness into reality.
those are today's strange lunch time musings.
